At first, I thought that I lost 2 valuable hours of my life.
But after clearing my thoughts and gathering my impressions I found out that I actually learned some very important facts about life.
Per example, if you have some problems in your life – just go to “Mejico”. “Mejican ” people are made just for serving you, rich white Caucasian*. Every Paolo is your servant. Yes, yes – every Paolo is very aware of the fact that he is not just a waiter, but a servant to every rich white Caucasian man/woman, who would be so generous to leave him a good 5 $ tip. Also – when you are in a 5 star hotel in “Mejico” take a good care and always eat just food produced in USA. No matter it is hotel highly ranked by international agencies – for God’s sake, it is still “Mejico”. Do not even try to open your pure white Caucasian mouth while you are taking a shower in “Mejico”, because you will get your pure white Caucasian ass pooped hard.
Second – Black people are allowed just in black parties, surrounded with other black people. When black people are getting married, your white Caucasian password for email is far more important for them than their own wedding. Also, when you do not know what to do with your pure white Caucasian butt, just hire a black personal assistant from out of town. It is always good to have someone to answer your emails and to return your wedding gifts because you are so busy. No matter we can not see you working ANYTHING in long two hours, it is important to have your poor big black girl next to you.
“HOW TO BUILD A HAPPY MARRIAGE IN THREE SIMPLE STEPS”
If you want to please a girl – buy her the biggest apartment you could find. But that is not the end. How could a pure white Caucasian girl be happy if she doesn’t have a wardrobe in size of an average black’s or hispano’s flat?
After you are done with all “rich and stylish white man’s gotta do what rich and stylish white man’s gotta do” chores, give yourself a break by leaving your fashion obsessed fiancée alone in the church.
But do not worry, she will be mad for a while on you because you acted like her birth giving organ, but at the end she must come back to the big wardrobe you’ve paid.
Some of you may wonder why are critics my so hard.
Like most of the people, I watched Sex and the city, from time to time. No matter I considered many topics discussed there as shallow and boring, I have to confess that this show really moved the established borders. For the first time we, men, were really aware of the fact that orgasm is not just our privilege. Also, there were some interesting life issues mentioned, but, for some strange reason, they were always linked to other three women, and never to that lame excuse for a journalist. Just like in the movie.
So, one more fact for the conclusion of this story – No matter how shallow you are trying to be, there will always be Hollywood to beat you.
* Caucasian – Of or being a major human racial classification traditionally distinguished by physical characteristics such as very light to brown skin pigmentation and straight to wavy or curly hair, and including peoples indigenous to Europe, northern Africa, western Asia, and India.
